Fuckwits

I had the pleasure of having this conversation in the Champaign gay.com chatroom the other day:

{Antaeusz}oy erik

{Antaeusz}what maxe you think anyone wantz to hook you up?

{[me]}were you born an asshole, or did you have to take lessons?

{Antaeusz}the latter, definitely

{[me]}your teachers would be proud of you, then

{Antaeusz}lol...hoo ha...you didnt like that, did you

{[me]}not really, i just don"t like you in general

{Antaeusz}you don"t even know me

{Antaeusz}but U sho is ugly

The sad thing is that it"s the first time in I-don"t-know-how-many months someone chatted with me that wasn"t a man 20 years my senior wanting to hook up. So I"ve given up and uninstalled the damn chat client so I won"t waste any more of my life on there.

This is why I don"t date: because other than David, Billy, and Jon, gay men are all assholes.